heavybend:

heavybend:

my brother started calling our cat “doobie brother” which he then lengthened to “dubious brother” and has since morphed into “brother dubious” like he’s some sort of fucked up little monk

brother dubious

foone:

walmart dot com suggests I block out 99% of the sun’s harmful UV rays with the power of MALE BISEXUALITY!

reparadordp:

animentality:

prohaloplayer:

ezorzea:

prohaloplayer:

ezorzea:

prohaloplayer:

ezorzea:

prohaloplayer:

yeah guys its looking like he got runned over and beated up and belly flopped in a pool and tore his acl his achilles tendons are gone anvil fell on his head air got sucked out of his lungs run over by a steamroller till he was flat dragged behind a horse piano crushed him set on fire bear mauled him for his picnic basket drank poison crashed a car into a wall that looked like a tunnel blowed up by tnt shot out of a cannon fell off a cliff for a long time and hit the ground with a big puff of dust and electrocuted and theres no remains

and his vitals? did you check your ABCs?

yeah detective no ass no Boobs no cock

…… NO SERVICE! Lol

ive got four bars sir

this guy’s had four beers?

the bear brought backup?

lickmydecalsoffbaby:

D. S. Stylus would be a beautiful name for a poet

conzoop:

snacklope:

snacklope:

this animal is called “The Tiny Runner”

this animal is called “The Little Gobbler”

listening and learning

sparkletoots:

cheddar-baby:

giving pig